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Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Groundhog Day... A Month Late

Apparently this isn't sweeps week at the house and the Nielsen Ratings folks aren't calling for our picks at the house. We're well into rerun season.

Some shows I can watch over and over in reruns or on DVD and still enjoy them like it was the first time. Of course one of these shows is Law and Order and there's sooooo many episodes out that by the time you get through all of them, repeats are new to you again.

Other shows I tolerate the first time and sure don't want to waste any more time watching them again.

What am I getting at? How about some clues in near musical titles....

"Poops I did it again!" by Bratney Skewers
"Up all night!" by Not Her
"Dumpin' " by The Grateful Head

Yup. You guessed it, DaGirl was standing at the gate in her doorway with no diaper, a pile of poop on the floor, smile on her face and dumping her toys out onto the floor.

Fortunately she didn't pick up the brown pile this time as she was more interested in getting our attention.

Now here's the rundown. She pooped before we came upstairs. She peed after we read stories. Then presented us with this timeless tale after I came downstairs. Total elapsed time between excrement breaks; 45 minutes tops.

I then had go upstairs 3 more times to tend to her running around the room, throwing toys on the floor, spreading books all over, yelling down to us, and shaking the gate like a prisoner at Alcatraz.

How DaBoy managed to sleep through all of it I'm not sure.

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