The following telephone exchange took place on the 4th of March at 4:30 Eastern Standard Time:
DaMom: She's all yours when you get home.
DaGoof: What did she do now?
DM: I can't say. You just have to see it to believe it.
DG: Any hints?
DM: We have to clean out the greenhouse window.
DG: Yeah we've had to clean that out for a long time now, so?
DM: Apparently there was a bag of shredded paper....
DG: Say no more. I don't want to hear it.
DM: (to DaGirl in the other room) leave Scrappy alone. he's not happy with you right now.
DG: Noooo, not on the dog!
DM: You just have to see this. (chuckles) It's either I laugh or cry, and right now this is the funniest thing. I don't know where to start.
At 4:44pm the perpetrator was caught in the act.
At 5:30 I came home to this in our entryway:
Where does one even begin to clean this up? And yes DaGirl dumped some on the dog and they both tracked it through the house.
One saving grace is that there is incriminating video of this act in progress for future extortion.
Here's to a fun night of cleanup!
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